HI-TEST® - A Filling Station
HI-TEST® is an independent and hyper-local filling station, convenience, and liquor store located inside the Elbert Triangle. Within the triangle, cell phones, global positioning systems, internet of any kind, land based copper phone lines, radar, sonic navigation systems, and most particularly web apps that use BING’s map database all FAIL. It is advised that you do not fly above the triangle. Bringing a boat through is right out!
If you decide to drive through or reside in the Elbert Triangle we are here for you.
We are a bit old school, like we don’t have pay-at-the-pump, and a bit new school, we are on interwebs. We don’t, like many gas stations in small towns, tell you “gotta spend $5.00” to use a credit card and we do accept AMEX, WEX, Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and even ApplePay.
STOP BY - SAY "HI" - GET THE GOODS
Oh, and if you are lost in the Elbert Triangle, we will give you directions to escape!
Motor Show AND MOTOR MASH DATES
GAS
Regular Unleaded, Farm Fuel, Diesel
no premium
Goods
Pop, Snacks, Pizza
Space Invaders, Talks by Ted
Aspirin, Trojans, Motor Oil
Booze
Coors, Rainier, Miller, Keystone
Jack, Johnny, Jim, & Jose
....some Wine
“HIGH TEST /hi-test/ Adjective. Meeting very high standards.”
